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  1. #1
    Registered skatermike24's Avatar
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    Joke of the day!

    > Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
    > Motorcycle Corporation,
    > died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter
    > told Arthur, "Since you've
    > been such a good man, and your motorcycles have
    > changed the world, your
    > reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in
    > Heaven."
    > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
    > "I want to hang out with
    > God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
    > introduced him to God.
    > Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor
    > of woman?"
    > God said, "Ah, yes."
    > Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,
    > you have some major
    > design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's
    > too much inconsistency
    > in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters
    > constantly at high
    > speeds. Number three, most of the rear ends are too
    > soft and wobble too
    > much. Number four, the intake is placed way too
    > close to the exhaust. And
    > finally, the maintenance costs are
    > outrageous."
    > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
    > replied God, "hold on."
    > God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a
    > few words, and waited
    > for the results. The computer printed out a slip of
    > paper and God read it.
    > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
    > God said to Arthur, "but
    > according to these numbers, more men are riding my
    > invention than yours."

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    STL / LOTO
    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    I have to say I liked that one!

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    Registered Shane's Avatar
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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!
    An oldie but a goody!

    Morning Mike!

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    Cedar Creek Lake, Texas
    Cool !

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