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CigDaze

05-23-2002 09:58 AM

Where's Shorgasm?

Anyone know?
I haven't seen him post in over a week...That's not like him.

:confused: :(

Rico's Revenge

05-23-2002 10:05 AM

Man, him and D-Man are a couple of the reasons I came back!

Advantage_Rob

05-23-2002 10:50 AM

Anyone remember this one, it answered this same question back on 10-09-2001. Also one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Quote:

Originally posted by Allan4 He's back, but I heard he was spotted leaving a Transvestite Rights convention wearing a small pink Menudo t-shirt, size 22 blue coaching shorts, "Frank Pocherello" mirrored sunglasses, ballet shoes, carrying purple pom poms, a life sized poster of Richard Simmons ( with a hole cut out of the a$$) and proudly prancing the sidewalk in celebration of his sexual identity. That's just what I heard.......

Here's the entire post: http://www.offshoreonly.com/forum/sh...oaching+shorts

Where's allan4 been, havent heard from him in forever. I'd like to thank him again for that one!!

:eek: :D ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :p

eyezlee

05-23-2002 11:00 AM

notice that shorgasm is gone, but traviss is back?

CigDaze

05-23-2002 11:02 AM

Thanks Rob for bringing that back...You and me both, it is definately one of the funniest things I have ever read on here(or anywhere for that matter) LMFAO!!! :D :D :D

Chris288

05-23-2002 11:06 AM

Allan has had some of the funniest Shit on here ever..

He always cracked me up...

Rob, he actually posted in the Baja section about the results of his new motor.. I guess he is busy tuning and testing..

Shore.. has been very quiet lately,, its not like him..

cuda	05-23-2002 08:57 PM

Damn, maybe the bayliner ended up as a bottom liner after all!:eek:

packinair

05-23-2002 09:59 PM

I heard he was in the hospital:eek: He was out in the bayliner and hit a big wave and one of his womans New"bolt ons" came off and poked out his eye. Now this is just a rumor at this point:confused:

Boat Girl

05-24-2002 01:32 PM

Scott your cell phone is not working...email me or something please

Shorgasm

05-27-2002 09:36 PM

Okay packinass.......You know i wouldn't let that one pass.....

Funny You mention "Bolt-on's"........my other little EX-girl just got hers done this week.........which for my shallow eyes might be a good thing.......for see.... she was about the best thing to ever happen to me.......:(

I think I need to make a phone call.........:cool:

Now if i can just manage to kill all those rumors about this past weekend.......:rolleyes:

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