This is just more proof of why you need to trailer your boat. Where else but a launch ramp can you find this kind of entertainment for free? Oh, and I should add that this is prime idiot season because so many rookies are arriving every day. Later in the summer, they smarten up and the drunks take over for them. Then, late in the year, drunk fishermen round out the season. Be forewarned though, you may laugh so hard that you require hospitalization.
*People with weak hearts, high blood pressure and / or diabetes should not observe at launch ramps due to possibly fatal bouts of laughter. Errections lasting more than 4 hours - well - you know what to do with one of them.