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  1. #1
    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    New Hampshuu !!

    Talking OT: Little Old Lady Day !!!!

    Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
    One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
    The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
    The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
    The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
    After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"


    An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
    A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
    "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
    "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
    The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, >anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"


    Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'.
    'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there - that's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?".
    Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and
    said, "No, I think we had State Farm.

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    Charter Member #232 Charter Member Audiofn's Avatar
    My Boats:
    1979 Formula 302, 99 Formula 353, 81 Donzi 18 2+3 with 454
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    Carlisle, MA USA
    I will give ya
    Put your best foot forward!

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    Registered mattyboy's Avatar
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    greenwood lake USA
    those are good ones, ya whippersnapper


  4. #4
    Registered Milord's Avatar
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    1986 Four Winns Liberator 241
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    Lake St. Clair, Canada

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    STL / LOTO

    I agree...

    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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