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Thread: Hump day humour

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    Talking Hump day humour

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's willy's thick and long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
    Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
    One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
    In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me no end,
    And never attempt to shag my best friend.
    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.

    I pray for a girl with nice tits.

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    Why do women have to be so demanding?

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    You coming with Chuck? See my post on Holland Fun Run. You are welcome to stay over and there is room for all the boats in my yard.

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    ..that about sums it up!

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    New Hampshuu !!
    .....I've been known to pray for cold beer on occasion as well.....

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