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    OT -- Bad American?......(Hope this doesn't offend too many)

    Michael Wisenbaker, employed by the Florida Bureau of Archaeological
    Research where he works with the Conservation and Recreational Lands
    program, an avid outdoorsman who enjoys mountain biking,hiking,boating,
    diving, surfing, photography, wrote:

    I'm Your Worst Nightmare.
    I am a BAD American.
    I like big cars, big t!ts, and big cigars.
    I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
    I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit.
    I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne,Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
    I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
    I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
    I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
    I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
    I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
    I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
    I want to know when MTV became such crap and when they're going to start playing videos again. We all know MTV is to blame for the high-crime amongst teens. They need to change or get off the air.
    I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
    I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
    I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. This is ESPECIALLY true if you're a New York City law student.
    I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
    I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
    Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
    My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
    I don't hate the rich.
    I don't pity the poor.
    I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
    I think global warming is a big lie.
    I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut the fvck up already.
    I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
    I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry azz if you're running from them.
    I worry about dying before I get even.
    I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.
    I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
    I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
    I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise child, it takes a parent.
    I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
    I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
    I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the main stream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

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    I thought I had a twin brother some place

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    yea that about sums it up

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    Thumbs up

    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Yeah...what he said

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    Toxic FORMULA Platinum Member mopower's Avatar
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    I agree,all except for Dr Quinn. I'd love to give her a boat ride or mustache ride

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    TEE with a campaign speech like that you could run for president!!!!! i know everyone i know would give you my vote.

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    took the words right out of my mouthmxz800 the government needs more people like this guy.

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    Thumbs up

    Amen brother!

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