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    Talking OT: Almost Friday Humor

    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

    He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remove and rub in its ears once a month.

    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

    At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this
    under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

    The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
    couple of days."

    The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either and if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer."

    The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."


    A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen.

    The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

    The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

    The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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