The list reminds me of the funniest thing I ever read on a bathroom wall.
I was in Micanopee Florida at a bar, reading the literature on the wall. Someone had written, "I f$#ked your mother", beneath is in different hand writing someone had written, "Dad, you're drunk, go home!"
Hey Runnin a Fever, is this the one you were referring to? It's on my truck. Tends to keep tailgaters off your ass.