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GRH 06-13-2002 09:01 AM

OT - The Love Dress
 
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-lawexclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave,
because he will be home from work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got
home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.

RCM255 06-13-2002 09:54 AM

:D if that doesn't give you a good visual in your head i don't know what will:D :D

Russ

RedWarlock 06-13-2002 10:26 AM

NOT!!!!!!!!
 
With my mother-in-law, not a good visual at all!!! :eek: :p :D LOL!!!


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