George Carlin speaks out.........
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George Carlin speaks out.........
George Carlin Speaks Out...
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I
> make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental
> functionary
> with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting
> out babies.
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
> English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I
> believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know
> which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and
> not the solution.
>
> I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
> for
> both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United
> States.
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
> enlightened.
>
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
> leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
>
> I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a
> minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for
> the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think
> fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. My heroes are John Wayne,
> the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't
> hate
> the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
> waste
> my time arguing about it.
>
> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
> when
> I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
>
> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
> the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
> witches
> or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over
> if
> you are breaking law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you
> are
> too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who
> should
> be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years.
>
> I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
> should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
> promise to never delay the rest of us again.
>
> I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I think
> tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
> they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm
> neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
> mainstream
> media would like the world to believe otherwise.
>
> If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too
> are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.
>
> We need our country back!
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
>
> I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I
> make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental
> functionary
> with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting
> out babies.
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
> English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I
> believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> parents. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I want to know
> which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and
> not the solution.
>
> I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
> for
> both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United
> States.
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
> enlightened.
>
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
> leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
>
> I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a
> minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't use the excuse "it's for
> the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think
> fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. My heroes are John Wayne,
> the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I don't
> hate
> the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
> waste
> my time arguing about it.
>
> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
> when
> I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
>
> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
> the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
> witches
> or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over
> if
> you are breaking law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you
> are
> too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who
> should
> be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years.
>
> I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
> should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
> promise to never delay the rest of us again.
>
> I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I think
> tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
> they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm
> neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
> mainstream
> media would like the world to believe otherwise.
>
> If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too
> are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.
>
> We need our country back!
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06-13-2002, 11:10 AM
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Re: George Carlin speaks out.........
Originally posted by Spitfire1
... I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again...
... I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again...
"Hey! Look at me - I'm in the FAST lane - I must be a better driver than everyone else."
06-13-2002, 11:20 AM
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I don't care who says it, it's still good reading and speaks the truth.
My wife and a friend went to St. Thomas last weekend for a few days. I asked her what the security at the airport was like. She said the lines weren't all that long and no one complained except the foreign tourists. They couldn't stand having someone looking in their bags. B.S.!!
I think it's time to stop all the politically correct stuff, take off the kidd gloves, banish the ACLU and do whats right.
If a person fits the "profile" of a terrorist then by God check him/her out thoroughly and accused terrorists should not have the same rights as Americans in our courts.
This is a personal opinion and not necessarily those of the management.
My wife and a friend went to St. Thomas last weekend for a few days. I asked her what the security at the airport was like. She said the lines weren't all that long and no one complained except the foreign tourists. They couldn't stand having someone looking in their bags. B.S.!!
I think it's time to stop all the politically correct stuff, take off the kidd gloves, banish the ACLU and do whats right.
If a person fits the "profile" of a terrorist then by God check him/her out thoroughly and accused terrorists should not have the same rights as Americans in our courts.
This is a personal opinion and not necessarily those of the management.
