Stories could go like this:
A. He is hiding from a NJ Hairdresser with FBI problems
B. He is hiding from a local realtor that wants him to buy every foreclosure for a flip!
C. He got married to a chubby girl from the midwest and had 4 kids, currently drives a mini van
D. He bought Serious Offshore and is going to turn it around....
Creativity could be unlimited on this one! The Howard Hughes reclusive effect can really compound the stories!