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    Talking OT: "For Whom The Bell Tolls"

    An oldie....but one of my all time favorites

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we wee making love on Sunday morning. Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely b e asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was Just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.

    She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that darn ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

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