Friday funny,,,, " old is when "
 

> Old Is When...
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and
make
> love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator
> shoes and you're barefoot.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
pacemaker
> opens the garage door.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
your
> face.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just
as
long
> as you don't have to go along.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
> instead of by the police.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need
to
> take any fiber today.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in
the
> parking lot.
> "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to
pee.
>

:D :D :D
LOL!