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    Sat. chuckle.....

    In an apparent copycat terrorist act, a Polish terrorist, Stanley Bin
    Ladinsky, hijacked a Goodyear blimp. So far he has bounced off of five

    Speaking off all these terrorists, most of them came here legally,
    but they hang around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15
    years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a
    video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge
    of immigration.

    According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
    about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice
    about men is they're a bunch of liars.

    I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the
    end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'

    If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and
    can't tell who the sucker is---- it's you.

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
    dying of nothing.

    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
    talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
    attention to criticism.

    Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
    substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

    In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
    is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.

    There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
    exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
    disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

    There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
    whole box to start a barbecue?

    Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an
    appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."

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    Offshore Addiction

    Thumbs up

    Thumbs up on that one.

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