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    Talking OT: Alcohol vs Personality

    Alcohol and the Female Personality:

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink.

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
    Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

    Alcohol and the Male Personality:

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
    Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress

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    Dang, I quit drinkin. Does that mean I ain't gettin laid no more?

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