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Keep em comming! These are funy as he!! :D

There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
and called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.

:D

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a ****
But think of the money I save".

:D

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

:D

There once was a technician named Lil.
That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.
They found her vagina,
in South Carolina,
and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!

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There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

:D

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

:D

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
gently stroking his madam,
And great was his mirth
For on all of this earth
There were only two balls and he had 'em!


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An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said Sex is one thing I do know
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!

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There was a young lassie named Wainright
Who enjoyed the position that a dog might
Over her shoulder she found
When she looked around
A hole new meaning for hindsight!



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