The Pious Mahatma Gandhi
Awoke one morn with a dandy
He exclaimed to an aide,
Go get me a maid
Or a goat, or anything handy

A myopic tree surgeon named Lee
Trapped an agile young wench in a tree
Said she "Move your whopper, you careless limb lopper,
"That's a moss-covered knot-hole, NOT ME!"

:D :D

Little Boy Blew...
He needed the MONEY!

I think that's a Haiku.......:D

A Flea and a Fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do
Said the Fly let us flee
Let us fly said the Flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

:D

There was a young plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee
She said stop plumbing
I think someone's coming
Said the Plumber still plumbing "it's me"!

There once was a man named Gene,
who invented a f*cking machine.
Concave or convex,
it would serve either sex.
But oh, what a mess to clean.

People who write on sh*t house walls,
roll their sh*t in little balls.
People who read those words of wit,
eat those little balls of sh*t.

Said Siegfried to Roy at the zoo,
"Be careful in all that you do,
Keep those lions at bay,
Or it will, I must say,
Be the first time a ***** ate you!"

Hickory Dickory Dock.
This ***** was sucking my C**k
The clock struck 2
I blew my goo
Dropped the ***** on the next block.


Georgy Porgy Puddin and Pie
Jerked off in his girlfriends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgy F**ked that one eyed slut

Jack and Jill went up the hill with $1.25 each
Jill came down with $2.50.