While pissing on deck, an old boatswain,
Fell asleep, and his pisser got frozen.
It snapped at the shank,
And it fell off and sank
In the sea-'twas his own fault for dozin'.
There once was a handsome young seaman
Who with ladies was really a demon.
In peace or in war,
At sea or on shore,
He could certainly dish out the semen.
There was a young lady at sea
Who said "God how it hurts me to pee."
"I see," said the mate
"That accounts for the state
Of the captain, the purser, and me."
Give me a name, and I'll give you a limerick.