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  1. #41
    Registered Sea Ya's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Fast boats, Harleys
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    Apr 2001
    Charleston, WV
    There once was a boy named Perkin
    Whose father got him jerkin his gerkin
    His father said "Perkin,
    Stop jerkin your gerkin,
    Your gerkin's fer ferkin not jerkin".

    There once was a fellow named Clyde
    Who fell in an outhouse and died
    Now Clyde had a brother
    Who fell in another
    And now the're interred side by side.

    On the a$$ of a hooker named Gale
    Was tattoed the price of her tail
    And on her behind
    For the sake of the blind
    The same thing was written in brail.

    There once was a couple named Kelly
    Who were found stuck belly to belly
    It seems in there haste
    They used library paste
    Instead of petroleum jelly.

    There once was a girl from Madrass
    Who had a most beautiful a$$
    Not rosey and pink
    As you may think
    But had long ears and ate grass.

    There once was a fellow from Boston
    Who drove around town in an Austin
    With only room for his a$$
    And five gallons of gas
    His balls hung out and he lost 'im.

    There once was a fellow named Kent
    Whose d*&k was long that it bent
    To save time and trouble
    He'd stick it in double
    And instead of comming he went.

  2. #42
    Platinum Member Platinum Member
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    fuel injection, superchargers
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    Jan 2001
    PA and MD
    While pissing on deck, an old boatswain,
    Fell asleep, and his pisser got frozen.
    It snapped at the shank,
    And it fell off and sank
    In the sea-'twas his own fault for dozin'.

    There once was a handsome young seaman
    Who with ladies was really a demon.
    In peace or in war,
    At sea or on shore,
    He could certainly dish out the semen.

    There was a young lady at sea
    Who said "God how it hurts me to pee."
    "I see," said the mate
    "That accounts for the state
    Of the captain, the purser, and me."

    Give me a name, and I'll give you a limerick.

  3. #43
    Charter Member #590 Charter Member Laveyman's Avatar
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    1998/2005 Eliminator 33 Daytona Twin 950 HP
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    Dec 2000
    Corona, CA
    Originally posted by cobra marty
    Give me a name, and I'll give you a limerick.


  4. #44
    Platinum Member Platinum Member
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    fuel injection, superchargers
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    Jan 2001
    PA and MD
    No Leroy or Bubba in my book but here's a couple.

    There was a young plumber of Leigh
    Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
    She said, "Stop your plumbing,
    There's somebody coming!"
    Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."

    A big woolly dog named Lee
    Had a host of friends to see.
    So he paced the street
    On all four feet
    But visited mostly on three.

  5. #45
    Toxic FORMULA Platinum Member mopower's Avatar
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    1989 Formula SR-1 272 t/540's
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    May 2002
    pitman nj
    There once was a man from Peru
    Who fell asleep in a canoe
    While dreaming of Venus
    He played with his penis
    And woke up with a hand full of goo

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    They each had a dollar and quarter
    Jill came down with 2 and a half
    They didn't go up for water
    You can never have too much horsepower or money...It's just hard to have both.

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