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    Charter Member #590 Charter Member Laveyman's Avatar
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    OT: Limericks Anyone?

    I'm sure most of us have heard a few good limericks in our days, so let's hear them. Be mindful that this a PG-13 rated board, so use your best judgement when writing about that fortunate man from Nantucket.

    I'll start out with this one. Not quite sure it's a limerick, but I remember my older brothers teaching me this one many years ago.

    One bright day, in the middle of the night
    Two dead boys got up to fight
    Back to back they faced each other
    Drew their swords, and shot each other
    The deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came and shot these two dead boys
    If you don't believe this lie is true
    Ask the blindman, HE SAW IT TOO!!!

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    New Hampshuu !!
    There was a young man from Brighton
    Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un.
    He said, "Oh my love,
    It fits like a glove."
    Said she, "But you're not in the right 'un."

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Registered Shane's Avatar
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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

    WOW that brought back MEMORIES! My father used to tell me that one! Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

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    A winded young lass named Voghill,
    Sat down to rest on a molehill.
    The resident mole,
    Stuck his nose in her hole.
    Miss Voghill's okay, but the moles's ill.

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    New Hampshuu !!
    The sea captain's tender young bride
    Fell into the bay at low tide,
    You could tell by her squeals,
    That some of the eels,
    Had discovered a dark place to hide

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    There was a lady who triplets begat
    Nat, Pat and Tat
    It was fun breeding
    But trouble feeding
    Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat

    Tats PG right?

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    I read this on the bathroom wall @ Toledo Beach Marina when I was like 8 and have never forgot it:

    When i was young I had no sence,
    I stuck my tounge on an electic fence,
    it curled my hair and tingled my balls
    made me **** my overalls

    yea I know but I was 8

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    Pomeroy, Our cabin boy
    that dirty little nipper.
    He stuffed his a$$
    with chopped glass,
    and circumcised the Skipper

    What a mental image!!

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    Gold Member Gold Member liquid asset's Avatar
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    There was once a man from Nantucket Whom had a d#$% so long he could suck it as he wiped off his chin with a dirty grin che said if my ear were a ^@#$ I'd f%#& it

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