How about the shortest ride in the biggest boat ??
We used to take my friend 55' Ocean yatch to dinner every Friday night . He lived less then a mile from the Warf side bar/resturant ! It would take longer to warm it up and through off the lines then it took to get there ! BUt we sure arived in style !!
And for long trips he used to like to buy boats in florida just so he could run them back up the cost to NJ . 42' tempest , 48 ' chris craft ,58 sea ray etc . He is looking at a 41' Cigarette with diesels now . Hope I get to go !