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Old 10-21-2012, 06:31 PM
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Your 6 hundred dollor fuel bill is less than Your bar tab. An You have 3 more days to go.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:37 PM
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You leave the gas station an they put a out of fuel sign on the door.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:37 PM
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When a fill up means 3 trips in to pay, because the pump shuts off at $300.

Every one at the gas station is waiting after they are done to see how much you spend.
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Originally Posted by GO4BROKE
When a fill up means 3 trips in to pay, because the pump shuts off at $300.

Every one at the gas station is waiting after they are done to see how much you spend.
Yep an that pisses me off. But they cut off at 100.00 here.
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Your daily driver is a dually.....
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:40 PM
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You're known as "the guy with the boat" around your neighborhood....
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Old 10-21-2012, 07:41 PM
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If your family schedules parties, birthdays, or weddings around your summer boating schedule...
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Old 10-21-2012, 10:58 PM
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you have no problem with a thousand dollar weekend fuel bill but a home monthly gas bill over a hundy is unacceptable . . . .


man . . . about 95% of these are hit'in pretty close to home lol
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When all of your wardrobe has at least one color that matches the color scheme in your boat. And let's not forget about the wall of powerboat mags
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You instantly get pissed when someone calls your boat a Baja.......
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