Offshoreonly.com - OT: "The Indian"

At the end of a tiny deserted Western bar sits a huge Indian. He's having a few beers when a slight, well-dressed, and obviously gay man minces in and sits beside him.

After three or four drinks, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Indian. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him sprawling off his stool. He proceeds to beat the living sh*t out of him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bloodied and battered in the parking lot before returning to his seat.

Shocked, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to pacify the big Indian. "I've never seen you react like that, chief," he says. "Just what did that fellow say to you?"

"I don't really know," the big Indian replied. "Something about a job."

:D :D :D ;)