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    Talking OT: "An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow...."

    .......are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

    To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

    And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

    He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand."

    So when the foreman returns, after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

    The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese-a fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

    Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

    The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him neither."

    The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells...


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    Woo Hoo Hoo !!!!

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    LOL, too funny

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    LOL!!! That's funny!!

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    Man RT. After reading the Kook story I really needed a laugh. You are the best. Keep it up.

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    Another good one from the joke king!

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    HAHAHAHAAA, just reading the title made me laugh!!

    Let's hope some tree huggers don't read this, they will send us all to sensativity training

    MitchS.: Ditto

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