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    OT - No Rent For You

    A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
    the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he
    left, he told her that he did not have any cash with
    him, but that he would have his secretary write a
    check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT

    On the way to the office he regretted what he had
    done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the
    price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250
    and enclosed the following note:

    Dear Madam,
    Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of
    your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed
    upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under
    the impression that:
    1) it had never been occupied;

    2) that there was plenty of heat;

    3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at

    Last night, however, I found out that it had been
    previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and
    that it was entirely too large.

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
    returned the check for $250.00 with the following
    Dear Sir:

    First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
    beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
    As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know
    how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
    is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have
    enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

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    Registered Mark in So. MD's Avatar
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    hummmmm, seems like he has a LITTLE problem

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    Offshore Addiction

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    If only it were that easy...

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Good One !!!!!!!

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