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Consintracy 07-18-2002 06:22 AM

O.T.---A joke
 
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted men's barracks.
He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied to the barracks?"

The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from any where, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do... uh... we have the camel."

The Captain said, "Well, I suppose if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply couldn't control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his sergeant, "BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT!"

The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and led the camel into the Captain's quarters.

Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride. "So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?" he asked.

The Sergeant replied, "Well, sir, usually they just use it to ride into town."

Payton 07-18-2002 07:11 AM

:eek: :rolleyes: :D :D

Iggy 07-18-2002 07:19 AM

D'OH !!!
:D :D :D

russ7r 07-18-2002 08:03 AM

Good one...:D

Offshore Addiction 07-18-2002 08:19 AM

:D :D :D

Consintracy 07-18-2002 10:43 AM

I had to go back & read the part of the original reason they needed the camel...LOL:D

mattyboy 07-18-2002 10:47 AM

:D :D :D

was it a one HUMP or two HUMP camel:p :eek:



Mattyboy

Consintracy 07-18-2002 10:48 AM

Why? Does it make a difference Mattyboy!?!?:confused: LOL!!!


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