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    May 2002

    OT: Cold beer in Minnesota

    It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning.

    "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar.

    The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."

    The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

    Helga blushed and replied... "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

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    New Hampshuu !!

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    straightforward fellow, aint he?

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    No beating around the Busch for him. Eh?

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