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    Registered Sean's Avatar
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    Smile OT - Airplane hijackings solved!

    Federal Aviation Agency
    800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    Washington D.C. 20591

    Dear Sirs:

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
    and at the same time getting our airline industry back
    on its feet.

    Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
    look at naked women we should replace all of our
    female flight attendants with strippers.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
    of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
    businessman in this country
    would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked

    We would have no more hijackings, and the airline
    industry would have record sales.

    Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
    have to do everything myself?

    Bill Clinton

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    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    . . .i give that 6 . . . because, well . . . .i like strippers . . .and anything that has anything to do with strippers . . .

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