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Thread: OT - Seniors

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    OT - Seniors

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about
    their ailments.
    "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said
    "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my
    coffee," replied another.
    "It has gotten to where I cannot hear anything anymore," said
    one in the loudest voice of the group.
    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said
    the fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
    "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.
    "I can't even remember what I'm doing half the time; if I don't
    make myself a note, I forget what I am trying to do in the first
    place," chimed yet another.
    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old
    man as he shook his head.
    Then there was a short moment of silence...
    "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.
    "Thank the Lord we can all still drive."

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    Gold Member Gold Member Dave M's Avatar
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    Good one GRH. I can appreciate this one, my mother in law crashes into something about once a week.

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    Mike J
    UHHH OOOO I count 3 and I
    Still Drive Boats.
    Mike J.

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    Yep....that's the problem 'round here

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