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08-05-2002, 09:19 PM
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Attention Boat manufacturers
One man's opinion.....
Why don't all go-fast boats with a head of any sort come standard with a vacu-flush head or better? I mean, these boats are built and mostly sold to us men (I said mostly) that want to go fast, act like a kid again and blow testosterone all over the water we're flying over. Oh oh oh uh huh uh oh.
What's more manly than sitting on the pot getting a few minutes of piece and quiet. I mean, we ALL do it at home. We all have our boating magazines right next to our porcelain rest areas. That's one of the few places we can still claim privacy. Women wonder why we spend so much time there, it's like salvation for a rough day. Much like boating.
So, why not combine the two on EVERY BOAT MADE! It just seems "natural" to me.
I see all these $100k plus boats with dinky-ass porta potties that can barely be used to spit in, much less anything else (we're all well endowed men with certain needs, right?). (DO NOT answer that, we do NOT need to go there...LOL!)
Just my outtake on performance boating. To me, there would be nothing better than a day of 80-90 mph wave launching and ass-kickin' your go-fast brethren than a nice long relaxing spell in the roomy head of your boat.
ps....while you're add it, add a "blower switch" to the head as well.
Mark
Why don't all go-fast boats with a head of any sort come standard with a vacu-flush head or better? I mean, these boats are built and mostly sold to us men (I said mostly) that want to go fast, act like a kid again and blow testosterone all over the water we're flying over. Oh oh oh uh huh uh oh.
What's more manly than sitting on the pot getting a few minutes of piece and quiet. I mean, we ALL do it at home. We all have our boating magazines right next to our porcelain rest areas. That's one of the few places we can still claim privacy. Women wonder why we spend so much time there, it's like salvation for a rough day. Much like boating.
So, why not combine the two on EVERY BOAT MADE! It just seems "natural" to me.
I see all these $100k plus boats with dinky-ass porta potties that can barely be used to spit in, much less anything else (we're all well endowed men with certain needs, right?). (DO NOT answer that, we do NOT need to go there...LOL!)
Just my outtake on performance boating. To me, there would be nothing better than a day of 80-90 mph wave launching and ass-kickin' your go-fast brethren than a nice long relaxing spell in the roomy head of your boat.
ps....while you're add it, add a "blower switch" to the head as well.
Mark
08-05-2002, 09:24 PM
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Mine has one and it even has the blower to boot! With 5'5" of head room and a roomy (for a boat) head, it is a pleasure to use in peace.
My advice is to buy a boat with the options you most desire... otherwise, **** or get off of the porta-pot. LOL
My advice is to buy a boat with the options you most desire... otherwise, **** or get off of the porta-pot. LOL
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08-05-2002, 09:57 PM
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Originally posted by Brian Hollis
Our race boat - a 38 Top Gun has a electric head (porcelin) and a maserator. There ya have it !
Brian Hollis
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Our race boat - a 38 Top Gun has a electric head (porcelin) and a maserator. There ya have it !
Brian Hollis
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