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    Registered Consintracy's Avatar
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    Beloit, Wi.

    Talking O.T. (Joke) A costume party....

    A couple were invited to a swanky masked fancy dress
    Halloween party.

    The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
    to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
    argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and
    there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
    costume and away he went.

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
    without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
    As her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
    have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
    with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
    around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and
    copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
    herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the
    new stuff that had just arrived.

    She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
    her husband.

    After some more to drink he finally whispered a little
    proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
    cars and had a quickie in the back seat.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away home,
    put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
    explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked
    what kind of time he had.

    He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
    when you're not there."

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
    When I got there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
    into the spare room and played poker all evening."

    Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, "You must have looked
    really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!"

    The husband responded, "Actually I gave my costume to your
    Dad, apparently he had a whale of a time."

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    1997 35' Fountain
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    Tinley Park, IL

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    Flemington, N.J. U.S.A
    Whoa !

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    My Boats:
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    Kennesaw, GA

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    Member #9 Charter Member hp500efi's Avatar
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    Pewaukee, WI
    Member of the Liquid Jungle

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    STL / LOTO


    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Forum Regulator VIP Member Sydwayz's Avatar
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    Messed up! That's just plain messed up. Sounds like a Springer Exclusive to me!

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    Toxic FORMULA Platinum Member mopower's Avatar
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    Must have be Arkansas
    You can never have too much horsepower or money...It's just hard to have both.

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