A couple were invited to a swanky masked fancy dress
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and
there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the
new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
After some more to drink he finally whispered a little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and had a quickie in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away home,
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked
what kind of time he had.
He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
Then she said with unashamed sarcasm, "You must have looked
really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!"
The husband responded, "Actually I gave my costume to your
Dad, apparently he had a whale of a time."
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Messed up! That's just plain messed up. Sounds like a Springer Exclusive to me!
Must have be Arkansas
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