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Old 10-14-2013, 07:28 PM
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#1 do u go out fishing a lot? answer is.... y yes we troll at about 80.... #2 is it yours? and the best I have ever heard came form a girl my wife works with and that was.... dose your boat have a bottom????? really
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Originally Posted by US1 Fountain
Good answer, cause then he might have asked to see your fishing license
Haha good point probably would have
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Old 10-14-2013, 07:36 PM
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the best question ive got yet is " does that thing go under water?" been asked this twice at Arkansas gas stations.

the other good one was a toll booth in Pennsylvania a lady ask "are you guys on some sort of rescue mission?"
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Old 10-14-2013, 07:51 PM
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"That boat don't even have "Rod Holders". I reply sure it does, Heated Rod Holders!
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Old 10-14-2013, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Viperfitness1
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the best question ive got yet is " does that thing go under water?" been asked this twice at Arkansas gas stations.

the other good one was a toll booth in Pennsylvania a lady ask "are you guys on some sort of rescue
mission?"
Under water really? Wow
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Old 10-14-2013, 08:40 PM
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after reading this thread and having a couple of good laughs I can only conclude that most people are idiots, oh wait I already knew that.
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I get the typical gas and speed questions, but the best was this summer at the dock at St. Clements island. My fiancé and I come in to see the church, and it's all fishing boats and jet skis. 2 very nice, but not so smart gentleman grab our dock lines and tie us up. They ask about the motor, I say it's a 548 ci Chevy. They look confused, horsepower? About 700. Then the younger guy proceeds to tell me about the eleventh thousand horsepower small block he is building for his caravelle, that's nice, that's my boat in the water that I drove here, good luck with your build. We leave, he tries to run me on his jet ski and fails miserably.
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Old 10-14-2013, 09:07 PM
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I've been told that's nothing but a big ol boat that a Skeeter or his jet ski can beat . Told him I don't waste my time or fuel racing lake lice and if I do see you in front of me your going to the meat grinder .
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Old 10-14-2013, 09:20 PM
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Had 5 different people ask if it even has a muffler. They were all sailboaters........go figure
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Old 10-14-2013, 10:06 PM
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"How much does that hold?" 300... "Wow i thought $50 was bad." No 300 gallons... "How long does that last, most of the summer?" Hopefully all afternoon...
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