Lawyer Joke!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a PR man; he just sat on the edge of the bed, telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.....God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but explain to me, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed! |
LOL!!!
Stamp collector...:D :D :D |
I thought husband ten was a gormet:D :D :D
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a zupe de what? What ever happened to a Whopper!!!
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Yeah, what GFB said!!!! As far as I'm concerned Too Old is a gormet cook!!!!! Bring on the fries!! Bring on the shakes!!!!
Oh, and my name is Mike and I'm single (sort of). Not married that is.:D |
How about a lawyer that collects stamps??? :eek:
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lol!
:) :) :) this was nice |
LAWYER JOKE..........................
??? LOOKS LIKE A MAN JOKE |
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