A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a PR man; he just sat on the edge of
the bed, telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had
the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process,
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did
was.....God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but explain to me, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!
I thought husband ten was a gormet
You can never have too much horsepower or money...It's just hard to have both.
a zupe de what? What ever happened to a Whopper!!!
Yeah, what GFB said!!!! As far as I'm concerned Too Old is a gormet cook!!!!! Bring on the fries!! Bring on the shakes!!!!
Oh, and my name is Mike and I'm single (sort of). Not married that is.
[b]M Go Blue.......Gator boots, gator luggage, gator purses... all at cut rate deals!!!!
How about a lawyer that collects stamps???
[SIZE=3] LOOKS LIKE A MAN JOKE[/SIZE]
Peace & grace be to this place.
........ God bless the troops, always! :)
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