how mach did the fattest girl you've ever had on your boat weigh, and did you let her
03-30-2014, 06:10 PM
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I one met this girl at a bar on the water. Asked her if she wanted to go for a ride and a swim in the ocean. When she stood she was kinda big. We continued with the ride and she wanted to swim. When she was done swimming she couldn't climb on the back of the boat. We weren't that far offshore maybe 5 or 6 hundred yards so I told her I'd tow her to the beach. She said no. So I told her to carefully stand on the outdrive and I would raise it like an elevator for her. That worked I was the hero and dropped her off at the bar I met her at soaking wet. I still laugh to myself about that night.
03-30-2014, 06:32 PM
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I one met this girl at a bar on the water. Asked her if she wanted to go for a ride and a swim in the ocean. When she stood she was kinda big. We continued with the ride and she wanted to swim. When she was done swimming she couldn't climb on the back of the boat. We weren't that far offshore maybe 5 or 6 hundred yards so I told her I'd tow her to the beach. She said no. So I told her to carefully stand on the outdrive and I would raise it like an elevator for her. That worked I was the hero and dropped her off at the bar I met her at soaking wet. I still laugh to myself about that night.
03-30-2014, 07:30 PM
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I one met this girl at a bar on the water. Asked her if she wanted to go for a ride and a swim in the ocean. When she stood she was kinda big. We continued with the ride and she wanted to swim. When she was done swimming she couldn't climb on the back of the boat. We weren't that far offshore maybe 5 or 6 hundred yards so I told her I'd tow her to the beach. She said no. So I told her to carefully stand on the outdrive and I would raise it like an elevator for her. That worked I was the hero and dropped her off at the bar I met her at soaking wet. I still laugh to myself about that night.
03-30-2014, 07:32 PM
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Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block away
Why'd it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex Enormity
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd **** I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
What a ****ing beast
Her ass alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's the Spandex Enormity
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd **** I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery
As we were walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You ****ing fat *****
I've had enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by her rear
I could not help she's fat
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd **** I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block away
Why'd it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex Enormity
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd **** I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
What a ****ing beast
Her ass alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's the Spandex Enormity
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd **** I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery
As we were walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You ****ing fat *****
I've had enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by her rear
I could not help she's fat
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd **** I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery
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