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Old 04-01-2014, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Baja_342
You guys are funny.....My wife's friends, my sister in-law, cousin's nephew's daughter, etc.

Like you've never drank too much and partied with a fatty on the water. I'll man up....250 lbs and she swallowed every bit! I think I went to the same bar the next night to see if she was there again.
dude! this is a public forum, you do realize that.. correct? got any pics of you riding a moped you can toss in for good measure

btw: women that weigh in @ 250 or better, swallowed everything in sight to get into the unlimited heavy weight division...

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Originally Posted by ratman
dude! this is a public forum, you do realize that.. correct? got any pics of you riding a moped you can toss in for good measure

btw: women that weigh in @ 250 or better, swallowed everything in sight to get into the unlimited heavy weight division...
LOL.....I guess it's a good thing my name really isn't Baja_342. Like you haven't tried it!!!!!!
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dude! this is a public forum, you do realize that.. correct? ...
Oh the irony!!!

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Originally Posted by Baja_342
LOL.....I guess it's a good thing my name really isn't Baja_342. Like you haven't tried it!!!!!!
ok i'll fess up, i did one fatty in my life... a dude i knew was dating this uber fat chick... and he was a good looking guy, so i asked him wtf are you doing with that swine... he told me she gave awesome oral... so i gave him a pass

about two years later after they broke up, she was at a party it was late and "not ready for prime time player" action... so i told her my truck had HD suspension and id give her a ride home... she had zero skill set, i was appalled...

i never looked at my buddy the same again, i lost all respect for him! btw i got her dirty place and she almost cried, told me it hurt worse than when she had her kid... and i saw the light and never went after another fatty... EVER
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Originally Posted by LubeJobs42
You're just trying to figure out who else went with your ex!!
dont even go there gino, i have more game than you... in my second language
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They have to excel at something other than eating sliders.

Get married a hot piece of crap that sucks in the sack. Then divorce her.........I've learned to never turn down a blowy offered by a woman.

Of course my current wife is not fat and she likes to party!!!
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I bet you score most of the time when you walk in the Delray with a hand full of hundreds!!!!

Rat, Is my old casino still open?? Haven't heard anything about it in a couple of years. I know it was on a downward spiral.
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she was about 15, said she was a big girl but cried a lot.... shoot, wrong place for that
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5 ft 9 and 140 lbs is the biggest I've had on mine....
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Originally Posted by LubeJobs42
I bet you score most of the time when you walk in the Delray with a hand full of hundreds!!!!

Rat, Is my old casino still open?? Haven't heard anything about it in a couple of years. I know it was on a downward spiral.
only the novice dbags pay a cien for some leg in the del, i had an in with two local club/putero owners, that would give me a heads up when some smokin new talent went in looking for a job, they would take em to their office and give me a ring. i put em on the scholarship program. lol had em over a could of nights a week to play gf, til i got in with some cool locals that would introduce you to nice girls from good families...

colombia is the same way, it's who you hang with that makes al the diff as to the caliber women you meet. i just rented a big house in cartagena, 4 br/3 car garage, pool 750 bucks a month, about 15 mins to the beach, im having six girls live with me that will be selling liquor on the beach that a buddy manufactures in medellin... ive already tapped 4 of the six... give me a few weeks to sample the other two's goodies.... mmmmm

i haven't been to c.r. in years, it was on a downward spiral/ death roll going back six or seven years... all the ballers started going else where, the ticos are really pos people in general, they are most amoral people you will find, i guess that's why their women make such great ho's. lol i know a couple of guys that flipped out when they discovered their old ladys were banging gringos for cash. that is until they found out how much coin they made, then they just wanted bigger tv's and faster motorcycles...

the horseshoe never did that well, the owners of the delray jumped up and bought all the nearby parking as soon as the horseshoe was being set up, which crippled the place from the get go. even the dell rey has gone to crap, you can get a room for 35 bucks if you know the gm gabby, 50 bucks is their new regular rate and they are lucky to have 40% occupancy these days, they use to have a waiting list and 100+ a night, my how times have changed.

colombia is on an upward trend like a rocketship... i just wish i had bought property here 5 years sooner... i just sold 2 places in the last two years here in medellin, made about 20% on each

im moving to cartagena in a couple of weeks to build an eco hotel on mucura island a friend owns... we will have two hotels there, a high end and low/mid end to attract all the backpacker chicas, that cant afford the pricey stuff, it will have a frat party atmosphere, each cabin has a beer bong, and bbq on the beach. the high end stuff, will all be ocean front with a balcony over the water... colombia kicks c.r. azz in everyway!

how did you make out on the casino deal? rm
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