Baja 36 Outlaw or Fountain 35 Lightening?
09-13-2014, 07:59 PM
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09-14-2014, 11:31 PM
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Funny how guys nut in their pants at poker runs when the sit down outerlimits gtx, skaters, MTI'S, and other bad azz hardware with #6's, arnesons and big power pulls in. At that moment , they stare in awe and think how awesome it would be to own that boat that everyone's crowded around looking at.
But then reality sets in. They realize they married a spoiled Kunt who told them to get a boat that has ample room for "stuff " , which mainly means her fat azz. They will come on oso and debate speed, looks, build construction and overall cool factor, defending the fact they own a minivan of an offshore boat because it "suits them better". When on reality their nuts have a permanent parking spot in their wife's Louis vitton purse.
"I need more cockpit room"
"I love my storage cabinets"
"I can't have blower scoops or a fiberglass hatch, I need my sunpad"
Get your phuckin balls back for Christ's sake man.
But then reality sets in. They realize they married a spoiled Kunt who told them to get a boat that has ample room for "stuff " , which mainly means her fat azz. They will come on oso and debate speed, looks, build construction and overall cool factor, defending the fact they own a minivan of an offshore boat because it "suits them better". When on reality their nuts have a permanent parking spot in their wife's Louis vitton purse.
"I need more cockpit room"
"I love my storage cabinets"
"I can't have blower scoops or a fiberglass hatch, I need my sunpad"
Get your phuckin balls back for Christ's sake man.
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!
09-15-2014, 01:16 AM
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09-15-2014, 12:03 PM
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Some old drunks ass at the bar Thursday was trying to hit on my sister. He said he used to race big boats and that piqued my curiosity. I asked him what kind and he said, "oh ya know, those 40 foot bajas and ****!"
Well it was obvious he was full of **** at that point so I told him to eff off.
Well it was obvious he was full of **** at that point so I told him to eff off.
09-15-2014, 12:35 PM
#297
Well mine's not as good but Sat morning wife and I go to breakfast and this dude with a brand new red Donzi Racing T shirt is talking kinda loud to his friends, and I say friendly HI! What kind of boat you got? and he tells about his great deal on a "really fast Donzi" and we listen as he goes on and on about his friends are jealous, etc. they've never been so fast in a boat etc. but still hasn't told me what it is so when I ask its a "24 ft with a really big outboard, you know 250 horsepower". I smile and say thanks have fun and before we go sit down he asks what we have and I say "42 Fountain" and he says "Oh..." and his smile drops, poor guy. He was having so much fun.
09-15-2014, 07:13 PM
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09-15-2014, 10:36 PM
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Hey, screw all you Fountain loving Baja haters!! After I took 20 feet of wire off every wire in my brand new 272, actually attached the gas tank to the stringers where all the screws missed, re-inforced the floor gas tank cover where you would bounce like a trampoline , actually bolted the seats to something, re-attached the door latch striker, re-attached the engine rear vent cowl where it fell off , put real motor mounts in, re-mounted the bilge pump closer to the bottom of bildge vs 4" above the bottom , made a mount for the CD player where someone cut the hole so big that the screws all missed and a bunch of other stuff I prob forgot its been a pretty OK boat
, on the plus side its a litle faster than most the other Bajas I have ever ran acrossed!!
, on the plus side its a litle faster than most the other Bajas I have ever ran acrossed!!
