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    Talking OT: Today's Humor Classic !!

    This is one of my all-time favorites......

    A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian Sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Sausage, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no."

    The guy, quite upset, says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish Sausage?"

    The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."

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    An oldie, but still a goodie...
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