OT: Today's Humor Classic !!
08-29-2002, 09:37 AM
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OT: Today's Humor Classic !!
This is one of my all-time favorites......
A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian Sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Sausage, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
The guy, quite upset, says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian Sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Sausage, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
The guy, quite upset, says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
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