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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    Arrow *OT: Thurs. Blonde Joke!

    A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across the proverbial lamp
    partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
    Blonde Genies appear and they tell him he has been
    granted three wishes. He makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
    disappear. The next thing he knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
    surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and then
    decides to explore the house.

    Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the
    floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then -- there is a knock at the door. He
    answers the door and standing there are two people in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
    They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang
    him by the neck until he is dead. They walk off. As they are walking away,
    they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says
    to the other: "Hey, I can understand the first wish of having all those
    beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to." "I can also understand
    him wanting to be a millionaire." "But, why anyone would want to be hung
    like a black man is beyond me.
    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Gold Member Gold Member Iggy's Avatar
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    They must've been "southern" blondes.

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    Offshore Addiction

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    New Hampshuu !!

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    DOH...Those Genies shouls get fired!

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    A hole lot of WOW

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