*OT: Thurs. Blonde Joke!
08-29-2002, 11:09 AM
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*OT: Thurs. Blonde Joke!
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across the proverbial lamp
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
Blonde Genies appear and they tell him he has been
granted three wishes. He makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
disappear. The next thing he knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and then
decides to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the
floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then -- there is a knock at the door. He
answers the door and standing there are two people in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang
him by the neck until he is dead. They walk off. As they are walking away,
they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says
to the other: "Hey, I can understand the first wish of having all those
beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to." "I can also understand
him wanting to be a millionaire." "But, why anyone would want to be hung
like a black man is beyond me.
partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two
Blonde Genies appear and they tell him he has been
granted three wishes. He makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
disappear. The next thing he knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and then
decides to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the
floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then -- there is a knock at the door. He
answers the door and standing there are two people in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang
him by the neck until he is dead. They walk off. As they are walking away,
they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says
to the other: "Hey, I can understand the first wish of having all those
beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to." "I can also understand
him wanting to be a millionaire." "But, why anyone would want to be hung
like a black man is beyond me.
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