Mike, good to hear from you again. Starting to think you were permanently gone.
Considering you have been very busy this summer, I thought I would help with some verbiage for your other claimed friend.
Joe does what it takes to make people happy too. He has been known to trailer boats for friends (a smiggin more than an extra mile), share a ride during poker runs, share his beer, and even his Cheetoos. In general, he hasnít embarrassed me by belching or scratching inappropriately around friends, family, or my children. Not to mention, he looks really cool (for an old guy) and does a better back flip off the transom than Tank.
Feel free to copy and use any of the above and if you need more, you have my number.