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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    Talking *OT: Friday Funny!!!

    A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the labourers on the first floor. He yells down to him, but the man can't hear, so he uses 'sign language'.

    He points to his eye, meaning "I".
    Then he points at his knee, meaning "Need".
    Then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning "handsaw".
    The man on the first floor nods then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

    The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the hell is the matter with you!!! Are you stupid or something?? I was saying I need a handsaw!!!"
    The labourer looks at him and says: "I know that. I was just trying to tell you I'm coming".
    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Oh man.

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