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    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    New Hampshuu !!

    Talking OT: Colege Futball humer !!

    (1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on
    his SATs?

    (2) What do you get when you put 8 Arkansas
    cheerleaders in one room?
    ..........A full set of teeth.

    (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
    ..........Grease her hips and push.

    (4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your
    ..........Pay him for the pizza.

    (5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
    ..........To keep the tobacco juice off their

    (6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
    ..........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    (7) What are the longest three years of an Oklahoma
    football player's life?
    .........His freshman year.

    (8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to
    change a light bulb?
    ........None....That's a sophomore course.

    (9) Where was O.J.headed in the white Bronco?
    ..........Lexington, Kentucky. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

    (10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
    ..........You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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    The Senior Charter Member #1070 Charter Member Tbonepmp's Avatar
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    Feb 2001
    STL / LOTO

    Talking Not bad...

    (What you see, is what you get!)
    "Live every day to it's fullest for you give a day of your life to it."

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    Hey, just a minute now, I married a Texas Tech Red Raider. She still wears the bib. Have you ever French Kissed a girl with a wad of BeechNut in her mouth? Remember when you were a teenager and did it with chewing gum?

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    Lake Michigan

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