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Old 06-16-2015, 09:26 PM
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Because it's hard to get an engine or a woman to turn over on a cold morning.
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Old 06-16-2015, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by rak rua
My boat is a 'he'.
From they day I purchased him, he has never let me down. Goes when I turn they keys, loves to go fast, quite likes the rough, happy to go out with my mates when I need a break, loves a drink and never tells a sole if I take a group of girls out when the boss is not around.

I have so much in common with my boat, it MUST be a guy.

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Mine's a he too. She's will **** ya
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Old 06-17-2015, 12:42 AM
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Me asking the question: Honey, why do men refer to their car's and or boats as a "she"? Wife's response: Duh, because men like to ride them!!!
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Old 06-17-2015, 03:06 AM
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She references are all about some old well designed pretty schooner or a Classic Rybovich and even that is Iffy.

Their all money Sukin material things that most women could only inspire to.
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Old 06-17-2015, 08:34 AM
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Because, just like a woman, she Focks me whenever "SHE" wants to. Not the inverse!
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Old 06-17-2015, 09:03 AM
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My favorite has always been "stretch her sea legs". I think I may have stretched my wife's sea legs a few times while boating, but I haven't figured out how to do that to the boat yet.
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Old 06-17-2015, 09:15 AM
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They're a b*tch to own.
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Old 06-17-2015, 09:54 AM
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Rodney Dangerfield explained it the best...

He said I always wondered why people refer to their cars as "she"... "She" needs new tires, "she" needs an oil change, "she" needs a wax job, and so on. But then it finally occurred to me, that cars are like women because so many times on a cold morning when you really need it, neither one of them will turn over...
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