Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami.
She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir," she began. "How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes," he answered, continuing to read.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like *****cats?"
With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off both their swimsuits, and gave her the ride of her life.
As the sands finally began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that is what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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