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    OT- Joke DeJour

    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
    The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said

    "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in thereand then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

    The ticket - - $ 95.00
    The look on his face - - PRICELESS

    Sorry Troutly - I couldn't resist

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