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Old 04-18-2016, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by iliveonanisland
Ive seen a few episodes of that show but not the shark one.

So whats the deal the sharks get a taste of human flesh and want more? Thx rm
One bite of you and they'd never want another human
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Old 04-18-2016, 06:53 AM
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Funerals are the biggest Scam there is- Totally for the living and the funeral homes take advantage of that. Burn me up and dump me out- Done! Enjoy it while you can because then its Over.
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either way is ok by me as long as im in the water also sounds like a good way to clean out the prisons anybody who will not see freedom lets go for a boat ride !!! save millions!!!
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Get cremated, have your ashes put in a 12" mortar firework, have a big party instead of funeral end with fireworks show and finale you blow up!!! Thats my plan
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I believed it's more about the loved one's (if you have any) than anything.

2 best funerals I've been to, was putting their ashes in a spot they truly loved. Made for nice ceremonies (thank goodness weather was good for both) and made you feel happy for the deceased that they 'lay' where they felt at peace with this earth.

Really puts a good end to their lives in the mind of those attending.
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Originally Posted by 370ss500efi
Get cremated, have your ashes put in a 12" mortar firework, have a big party instead of funeral end with fireworks show and finale you blow up!!! Thats my plan

This was always my idea.

Or load my ashes up in a bunch of 12 gauge shells and fire away..
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Old 04-18-2016, 08:18 AM
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or as Willie said- " Roll me up and Smoke me when I Die"
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Old 04-18-2016, 10:22 AM
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Put you in a old offshore boat with the throttles pegged and some TNT and A detonator and head you out into the sunset. The best of both worlds and than the sharks don't have to choke on the big parts.

Personally I want to be froze into a life size riffling shell and than shot out of a cannon into the sunset, maybe with some TNT and an altitude detonator just for some glamorization .

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Old 04-18-2016, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Griff
One bite of you and they'd never want another human
Lol
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Old 04-18-2016, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 370ss500efi
Get cremated, have your ashes put in a 12" mortar firework, have a big party instead of funeral end with fireworks show and finale you blow up!!! Thats my plan
Johnny Depp did something similar for Hunter S. Thompson.
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