Insert your own joke here
 

No need to explain this one i think....

Dam! my cell phone is in there:rolleyes:

"Did I do that?"
:D :D :D :rolleyes:

I wish the tow truck driver would get here.....I'm late for hair appt.

1.) But officer....i was only trying to put on my lipstick when i noticed a moist sensation in my lower region. :p

2.) The new and improved Redneck carwash. only $6.95. Includes tire shine and interior shampoo. :p

I wish I had more bladder control,maybe I should look into depends.:eek: :eek:

mattyboy

Rain SUXs
 

Blub! Blub! Can you hear me know! Blub! Blub!:D

My other car is a boat......oh damn, I should have driven it today!:p

Sink Hole? Sink Hole? I thought you said watch out for the Stink Hole!!:(

There was a whole bunch of towel heads in there, I hope it goes all the way under before they can get out!!:p :D :D