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Old 06-05-2016, 07:05 AM
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' Kachina Drone

2009 Lake Havasu City Arizona 34 Kachina Drone
Boat For Sale: 2009 Kachina 34' pictures don't do her justice. Twin ‪#‎mercuryracing‬ 525's with whipple tuning. 85 MPH wave crushing fun. Boat is fully loaded for offshore or lake - river use. Trim tabs, drive showers, refrigerator, ice chest storage, sink, toilet, mid cabin walk thru with couches that make into beds, loud stereo with dual amps producing bass that makes even the big girls dance. Mash the throttles and your ladies panties will be like wringing out a beach towel that fell in the ocean. You want fun, excitement, to have the biggest dick in the dick measuring contest, want to have girls asking for rides, or just want to cruise through town and have everyone go "that's one cool ass Mother****er" then buy this boat. Did I mention that the boat is also capable of giving you the biggest hard on every time you turn on both......yea I said both engines Do you know what the best sound is...starting a mercury racing engine, do you know what sounds even better When you start the second one!! So get off you Ass and buy this bad ***** so you can take balls out of your wife of girlfriends purse and dangle then freely on your new boat. $125,000 and you will drive away with the biggest baddest dick swinging boat out there. ‪. Located in Lake Havasu City Arizona.
Year: 2009 Power: Twin 525 hp (each) Location: Arizona Contact Number: 951-543-5742 Asking: $125,000 Details & Photos »
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Class act.
I'd be embarrassed to put my phone number under that, even if it were all true.

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Watching some of the vids from out there this isn't surprising.
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That boat needs to be pulled by a Silveraydo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfHtcUZXljw
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Originally Posted by Jupiter Sunsation
That boat needs to be pulled by a Silveraydo:
Too much boat for a half-ton.... Let's go to the video (likely created by Sydwayz Studios) for a better towing option:
http://youtu.be/HFhw6k-k0zA http://youtu.be/HFhw6k-k0zA
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That sh!ts funny. And I love Amari King. Classic.
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This is an actual car lot in KC. I had to go there just to meet him and see if its for real. It is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJM3fHAiXSo
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Wow! That is a real ad. It is a Riverside, California number so please do not confuse him for us locals. The crazy stuff in the videos is almost exclusively NOT from anyone that lives here full time.
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