Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I am here to get my tonsils out, and i am a little nervous!"

The first kid says,"you've got nothin to worry about. I had that done when i was 4. They put you to slepp and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and Jell-O. its a breeze.

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision"

And the second kid says, "WHOA, GODD LUCK BUDDY!, i had that done when i was born, and couldnt walk for a year!!!!!!!!."