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    Talking Guess I need a new Cuckoo clock...

    >The other night I was invited out for a night with "the guys."
    >I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
    >Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way
    >Too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
    >Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
    >Started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    >Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    another 9
    >times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
    >quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a
    >possible conflict with her.
    >The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I
    >told her 12:00. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away
    >with that one!
    >Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    >When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock
    >cuckooed three times, then said, "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times,

    >cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
    >twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.

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    Busted! That's funny!!

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    That was good.

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    Offshore Addiction
    sounds like she has a great sense of humor......cause thats funny

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